| BRING IT FATMAN! *tackles the fat dude*
That's what I would've done if I were him! :D | dagongent2 |
| In America, you question KGB
In Soviet Russia, KGB question you. | RainbowManification |
| let me google that for ya i'm surprise google didn't sued kgb for ripping google off you have to pay 5 dollars just to find an answer when you can just use google for free | gamersforlifetetea |
| He should've been dead already when he sat on his face | TheBestFailiure |
| im trying to find that commercial where they said what do u call cheese that isnt yours and she said nacho cheese | XXXchocXXX12 |
| This is one of the funniest commercials ever. That guy screams like a 6 year old. rofl | RickWrong |
| in america u ask KGB questions in Soviet Russia KGB questions you | goodapplesdope |
| @sazkwatch EXACTLY!!! | JCxJENstyleZ |
| I sent a text to kgb and ask who the richest person in the world is and they said Bill Gates...WRONG he is 2nd. Carlos from Mexico is the WORLDS RICHEST PERSON | Captncronica |
| I think I am weird to notice this "Paul" is using a Sprint Palm Pre. I bet he would have won if he had Verizon's Palm Pre Plus. Or if he was smart enough to overclock his processor he would have won. | chadthefreak |
| Did that sumo really put his ass on that other dudes face? | Bmonkey3232 |
| Dude...The only way I knew the meaning of the Japanese word is Because of Vocaloid XD This is for you, Akita Neru!!! (Plus, that doesn't mean I surrender, it means I give up) | DravenUrei |
| @sazkwatch true | 34reuben |
| That guy's face before the wrestler gets to him is priceless. | taxfactor |
| @sideshowmatt19 kgb was a russian intel agency...isnt it kinda retarded to use it for this? -.- | hahan00b |
| @sideshowmatt19 Ok? What about lyrics to a song? Is that elaborating on the answer? No. It's just finishing the lyrics. I payed five dollars last night for the lyrics to one song! Now that I think about it, I could have easily gone on the internet and found the answer for free, rather than asking for more four times. | tinyjoker666 |
| @chancy319 It would but not on the go. Isn't that what people use it for? Still KBG sucks ass, just use ChaCha. 242-242 | tinyjoker666 |
| @sideshowmatt19 Oh and about that question I asked earlier on firework laws, here is the answer ChaCha gave me. A: Fireworks can be lit at any time of the the year. A local noise ordinance is the only obstacle. END. Bam. Is that so fucking hard? For those of you who are reading this and are also pissed, use ChaCha, and realize how stupid it was to use KGB in the first place. Fuck you KGB:) | tinyjoker666 |
| @tinyjoker666
Again, sorry about that. Some of our newer agents may not know the correct procedure for the FIXIT keyword. I know when I get FIXIT's, I always send the correct answer ASAP. If you get back the refund message, that mean's that the answer is correct, and you can request a refund since you weren't satisfied. =) | sideshowmatt19 |
| @tinyjoker666
Sorry for that answer. You are right; it is not acceptable. Feel free to visit our website and request a credit for that answer. You could have also taken advantage of our new FIXIT feature. Anytime you feel an answer is not a quality answer, just text back FIXIT. You will get a new answer within a few minutes. | sideshowmatt19 |
| @tinyjoker666
Yes Tiny, when a customer ask for more information, we do charge an extra 99 cents. 99% of the time, the answer to your question is in the first sentence. When we put (more?), we are simply asking if you want us to elaborate on the answer. | sideshowmatt19 |
| @sideshowmatt19 I thought it was a pretty cool move when you guys introduced the "fixit" thing.( If you are not satisfied with your answer, they ask you to text "fixit") But all you do is say sorry and tell us to go to your website for a refund. You're smart little fuckers, because both of us know that basically nobody would go through that just to get a dollor back. And when you do it to millions of people, you get millions of dollars basically for free. Why cant you just ask us what we meant? | tinyjoker666 |
| @tinyjoker666
Sorry you've had so many problems. We check our agents answers all the time for quality. Agent's that do not send quality answers are not agents for very long. And you are correct, sometimes due to carrier issues, answers will be sent twice. However; you are only charged once. We are just making sure our customers get our answers. If this continues to happen, you might want to check with your carrier. | sideshowmatt19 |
| @sideshowmatt19 Also, for anyone that didn't know this, you ARE charged when you ask them for more of the answer. I know because I asked them. (Being honest for once) They said, " Yes, you are charged when you ask for ADDITIONAL information." It's not additional information you fucktards! It's just asking you to finish the damn sentence! You also rip people of by trying to pull them into asking you more questions. But when they ask you give them the most obvious information even a kid would know | tinyjoker666 |
| @sideshowmatt19 Not to mention that some of the answers you guys sent are either irrelevant, or just fucking retarded. Here is one of many retarded answers that were sent to me.Q: Is it illegal to light fireworks on any other day than the fourth in California? A: Not legal Advice: Only sparklers and novelty items are allowed even if it's not July 4th. You'll need permits to use high powered fireworks.End. What the fuck was that!? Really? | tinyjoker666 |
